New, Mismatched Couple Alert: Brooke Hogan and Stack$

Pop quiz, celebrity gossip followers: Stack$ is…

A) … the identity of Brooke Hogan’s new boyfriend;

B) … the number of phone books she’d need to stand on in order to be face-to-face with said boyfriend;

C) .. the nickname given to rapper Yannique Barker by fellow artist Brisco, due to the former’s “ill” songwriting skills and multi-dimensional personality.

The answer, of course, is: D. All of the above!

Brooke recently took her diminutive new boy toy for a stroll around Miami Beach. (He’s the tiny dude on the left; squint hard and you should be able to see him.)

Look out, Stack$, an ogre in a bikini is about to gnaw off… oh, nevermind, that’s just Brooke Hogan.

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