I Don't Wear Panties OR Care What Scott Disick Does!

Kourtney and Scott may no longer be a couple, but they’ll always be linked and there’s still so much to say about them.

One, there are some truly bone-chilling rumors floating around that Scott Disick and Sofia Richie might step things up … with an engagement.

Two, Kourtney Kardashian is absolutely not letting her infamous ex keep her down. In fact, she’s stepping up her sexy game and going panty-free in a steamy new photo.

(No, this isn’t the new photo, as Kourtney looks all kinds of hot but is very clearly not going commando)

For years, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick were a — or perhaps the — central couple on Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

Sure, they had their ins and outs, but Kourtney was the mom. She was the one who had things together — relatively speaking. And Scott was her snarky love.

But Kourtney and Scott are a couple no longer. They’ll always be connected, by their shared history and by their three young children, but they aren’t just "on a break." They’re done.

And while any couple could conceivably get back together one day, Scott Disick’s terrible behavior throughout the spring and summer of this year make that seem less and less likely.

Kourtney’s moved on, though. She’s with Younes Bendjima.

Younes is a hot younger guy. The two of them don’t seem crazy-serious, but they’ve been together for a while now. So what they have is working.

And even though Scott Disick freaked out over Kourtney dating, he spent most of 2017 chasing every 19-year-old model he and his alcoholic genitals could find.

But it seems that Scott has settled on one very special 19-year-old model.

Which … might be worse.

Scott Disick is dating Sofia Richie — yes, that Sofia Richie. She’s a 19-year-old model, so we’d say that the guy has a type.

Quite frankly, given Scott’s misadventures this summer, we don’t blame Lionel Richie for being "scared to death."

Unlike Scott’s other flings, this one seems more serious. And even Instagram-official.

Most worrying was what may have been a throw-away line … or may have been hints that Sofia Richie and Scott Disick plan to elope.

That would be a disastrous mistake for both of them, but rumors of a planned engagement continue to linger in the air.

And in our nightmares.

And this very public relationship does more than horrify Lionel Richie — Kourtney has to be feeling it, too, right?

But Kourtney’s not letting this keep her down.

In fact, she’s as sexy and ever and refuses to hide it.

Kourtney tagged this outrageously sexy photo with #ad, even though it’s for her own collaboration.

Dang, those FTC rules don’t screw around, huh?

She’s promoting her collaboration with Pretty Little Thing, posing in front of a New York Taxi in a tantalizing dress.

We see legs, we see beauty, and … we do not see any sign of panties. She went commando!

Can we just remind you that Kourtney Kardashian is 38?

It’s not every day that one of the Kardashians strikes a blow for women everywhere, but there are plenty of sleezy dudes out there who look like diseased goblins who think that women need to bundle up after age 34.

Kourtney’s reminding the world that even MILFs who are pushing 40 can sex it up with the best of them.

And maybe she’s reminding Scott that the mother of his children is still every bit as jaw-droppingly sexy as the barely legal teens that he’s been slobbering over all year.

We can see why Scott Disick might find teen models appealing, and not just because they’re unreasonably attractive 19-year-olds.

More than Scott Disick’s summer of escapism, more than his unquenchable lust (ew), we think that these younger women make Scott Disick feel valid and mature.

Kourtney, who always (more or less) has her ducks in a row, must be quite the contrast to Scott’s laid-back, dysfunctional mess. To the point where even Scott must know it.

19-year-olds are still figuring out life but think that they’re grown-ups (adulthood starts at 18, but you’re not a grown-up until, like, 30). That probably makes Scott feel like, relatively, he has a lot of wisdom and experience to offer.

That’s our armchair analysis, anyway.

Scott’s need for an ego boost shouldn’t tie up the best years of a young woman’s life, though. Let’s hope that Sofia Richie realizes that before she’s in too deep.

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