Jennette McCurdy Blasts Andre Drummond: What a Bad Kisser!

It’s a good thing Detroit Pistons center Andre Drummond averages 12.9 rebounds per game.

Because he’ll need to find a rebound girl quickly after ex-girlfriend Jennette McCurdy tore him a new one in public!

The former iCarly star appeared on Pete Holmes’ podcast over the weekend and opened up about her fling with Drummond, which took place this fall after the NBA star repeatedly chose McCurdy as his “Woman Crush Wednesday” on Twitter.

The relationship is definitely over now, McCurdy made clear, saying their first date “didn’t go great” because there were “no sparks.”

As for their first kiss? Which went down after a day of laser tag?

“The mouths … the shapes weren’t right,” McCurdy said critically.

McCurdy went on to paint Drummond as rather desperate and pathetic, saying he bought her a necklace and got down on one knee to ask her to be his girlfriend.

She said yes out of guilt – and then dumped him via phone a few days later.

How does Drummond feel about the actress going off on him as clueless and immature?

“I found [Jennette’s comments] funny,” he tells TMZ. “There’s a lot of false info in there, but I’ll be the mature person about the situation and let it die out.”

Well, gee, Andre. Come on. That’s no fun at all for the rest of us.

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